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Dee Coopage
Number of posts : 351 Age : 58 Location : East Yorkshire Registration date : 2008-03-16
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Fairytips Admin
Number of posts : 1020 Location : In Fingertips Registration date : 2008-03-12
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:48 pm | |
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minimilk
Number of posts : 24 Registration date : 2008-03-17
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:28 am | |
| *Groan* | |
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Dee Coopage
Number of posts : 351 Age : 58 Location : East Yorkshire Registration date : 2008-03-16
| Subject: Joke of the day Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:41 pm | |
| Two lions walking down the aisle of a supermarket, one turns to the other and says "Quiet in here today, isn't it!!! Hope you roar with laughter!!! | |
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minimilk
Number of posts : 24 Registration date : 2008-03-17
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:53 pm | |
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Pink Pixie
Number of posts : 11 Age : 59 Location : Hull Registration date : 2008-03-13
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:08 pm | |
| I thought this one was especially bad.......... here goes, my son sat watching a film the other night turned to his dad and me, with a very thoughtful look on his face and said 'you know what I don't understand mum' I turned to him and replied 'whats that hun?' and in a rather serious voice he answered ' chinese writing'......... it made me laugh at the time but bless him the look on his little face as he laughed.............after all he is only........18 next month!!!!! | |
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Dee Coopage
Number of posts : 351 Age : 58 Location : East Yorkshire Registration date : 2008-03-16
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:41 pm | |
| Why did the mexican shoot his wife? Tequila!! | |
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matildasmum
Number of posts : 537 Age : 58 Location : hull Registration date : 2008-03-14
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:24 am | |
| good grief dee, that is def a 'groan' chell x
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Stickle Goddess
Number of posts : 163 Age : 43 Location : Hull Registration date : 2008-03-12
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:26 am | |
| Oh dear Dee....they're getting worse!! | |
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minimilk
Number of posts : 24 Registration date : 2008-03-17
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:31 am | |
| That is really a big *GROAN* | |
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Fairytips Admin
Number of posts : 1020 Location : In Fingertips Registration date : 2008-03-12
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Fairytips Admin
Number of posts : 1020 Location : In Fingertips Registration date : 2008-03-12
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:09 pm | |
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Dee Coopage
Number of posts : 351 Age : 58 Location : East Yorkshire Registration date : 2008-03-16
| Subject: Joke of the Day! Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:21 pm | |
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Fairytips Admin
Number of posts : 1020 Location : In Fingertips Registration date : 2008-03-12
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:32 pm | |
| No, no, no,,,,,,, | |
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crafty girls
Number of posts : 365 Registration date : 2008-03-12
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:52 pm | |
| Aw they are BAD!!! lol!!! | |
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Crafty Cat
Number of posts : 444 Age : 52 Location : Beverley Registration date : 2008-03-12
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:12 pm | |
| These are from my 7 year old... How do snails keep their shells shiny? They use snail varnish! What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud! enjoy | |
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Fairytips Admin
Number of posts : 1020 Location : In Fingertips Registration date : 2008-03-12
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egg sandwich Admin
Number of posts : 177 Registration date : 2008-03-12
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:39 pm | |
| A television and an aerial get married. The ceremony went welll, but the reception was awful. | |
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Fairytips Admin
Number of posts : 1020 Location : In Fingertips Registration date : 2008-03-12
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:37 am | |
| I'm going to curl up in the corner and cry | |
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Dee Coopage
Number of posts : 351 Age : 58 Location : East Yorkshire Registration date : 2008-03-16
| Subject: Joke of the Day Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:09 pm | |
| Good to see you're all joining in!! Love the aerial joke, egg sandwich! What has four legs and goes "Boo" A cow with a cold!!!!!!! | |
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Dee Coopage
Number of posts : 351 Age : 58 Location : East Yorkshire Registration date : 2008-03-16
| Subject: Joke of the Day! Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:54 am | |
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egg sandwich Admin
Number of posts : 177 Registration date : 2008-03-12
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:19 am | |
| Aaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!
A man is walking down the street when he hears calling from a shed...'Let me out....let me out!'
The man looks into the shed window but can only see a greyhound. As he walks away he hears the same shout...'Let me out, let me out.'
Peering through the door the man calls out to anyone inside. To his surprise the greyhound starts talking to him. The dog tells him that he is a champion pedigree, that he has won loads of trophies, and has even won the greyhound derby, now his owner is annoyed with him and keeps him in the shed all of the time.
The man thinks 'Wow a talking dog I can make a fortune, so he knocks on the house door.
The owner answers and the passer by asks if he would sell the greyhound. The owner refuses so the man offers him £50. Again a refusal so the man offers £100. The owner refuses again so after a few more offers and rejections the passer by offers £20000 for the greyhound. The owner still refuses.
The passer by is bewildered and asks the owner why he wouldn't sell his greyhound for £20000 but would just keep him locked up in a shed to which the owner replies,
'It's quite simple.....He's a liar!' | |
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matildasmum
Number of posts : 537 Age : 58 Location : hull Registration date : 2008-03-14
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:31 am | |
| i hope this doesn't offend, but here goes....
A teacher said to her 6 year old class, what have you been doing since yesterday.. and one boy said he had found a dead cat.. How did you know it was dead, she asked.. Cos I p*ssed in it's ear and it didn't move... The teacher said did I hear you right.. and the boy said , Yes miss. I leant down real close and went Pssst in its ear really loud. but it didn't move......
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Dee Coopage
Number of posts : 351 Age : 58 Location : East Yorkshire Registration date : 2008-03-16
| Subject: Joke of the Day Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:47 pm | |
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Dee Coopage
Number of posts : 351 Age : 58 Location : East Yorkshire Registration date : 2008-03-16
| Subject: Joke of the Day! Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:42 pm | |
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