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Dee Coopage

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PostSubject: Joke of the Day!   Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:40 pm

Thirty rabbits in a row hopping backwards - what have you got?

A receding hair (hare) line! rabbit rabbit rabbit
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:48 pm

Oooo... may have to start pulling out my hair now Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:28 am

*Groan* Laughing
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PostSubject: Joke of the day   Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:41 pm

Two lions walking down the aisle of a supermarket, one turns to the other and says "Quiet in here today, isn't it!!!

Hope you roar with laughter!!! jocolor
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:53 pm

I had to laugh, 'cause it's terrible Laughing Laughing Laughing

Saying that, the old one liners are the best Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:08 pm

I thought this one was especially bad.......... here goes,

my son sat watching a film the other night turned to his dad and me, with a very thoughtful look on his face and said 'you know what I don't understand mum'
I turned to him and replied 'whats that hun?' and in a rather serious voice he answered ' chinese writing'.........
it made me laugh at the time but bless him the look on his little face as he laughed.............after all he is only........18 next month!!!!!

Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:41 pm

Why did the mexican shoot his wife?


Tequila!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:24 am

good grief dee, that is def a 'groan'
lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:26 am

Oh dear Dee....they're getting worse!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:31 am

That is really a big *GROAN* lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:09 pm

Pink Pixie wrote:
I thought this one was especially bad.......... here goes,

my son sat watching a film the other night turned to his dad and me, with a very thoughtful look on his face and said 'you know what I don't understand mum'
I turned to him and replied 'whats that hun?' and in a rather serious voice he answered ' chinese writing'.........
it made me laugh at the time but bless him the look on his little face as he laughed.............after all he is only........18 next month!!!!!

Embarassed

Ahhhh bless Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:09 pm

Dee Coopage wrote:
Why did the mexican shoot his wife?


Tequila!! lol!

lol! I liked that lol!
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PostSubject: Joke of the Day!   Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:21 pm

What do you call a man in a paper suit?








Russell!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:32 pm

No, no, no,,,,,,, affraid geek
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:52 pm

Aw they are BAD!!! lol!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:12 pm

cat These are from my 7 year old...

How do snails keep their shells shiny?

They use snail varnish!


What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:33 pm

lol! lol!

Love em!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:39 pm

A television and an aerial get married. The ceremony went welll, but the reception was awful.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:37 am

I'm going to curl up in the corner and cry lol!
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PostSubject: Joke of the Day   Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:09 pm

Good to see you're all joining in!! Love the aerial joke, egg sandwich!

What has four legs and goes "Boo"






A cow with a cold!!!!!!! cheers
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PostSubject: Joke of the Day!   Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:54 am

A dog is sitting in the cinema with its owner. The dog stares at the screen intently and growls whenever the villain appears and wags its tail whenever the hero comes on. An old lady has been watching the dogs behaviour. She turns to the owner and says "That's extraordinary behaviour from your dog". "You're right" said the owner. "it is suprprising - he hated the book"!!

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:19 am

Aaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!

A man is walking down the street when he hears calling from a shed...'Let me out....let me out!'

The man looks into the shed window but can only see a greyhound. As he walks away he hears the same shout...'Let me out, let me out.'

Peering through the door the man calls out to anyone inside. To his surprise the greyhound starts talking to him. The dog tells him that he is a champion pedigree, that he has won loads of trophies, and has even won the greyhound derby, now his owner is annoyed with him and keeps him in the shed all of the time.

The man thinks 'Wow a talking dog I can make a fortune, so he knocks on the house door.

The owner answers and the passer by asks if he would sell the greyhound. The owner refuses so the man offers him 50. Again a refusal so the man offers 100. The owner refuses again so after a few more offers and rejections the passer by offers 20000 for the greyhound. The owner still refuses.

The passer by is bewildered and asks the owner why he wouldn't sell his greyhound for 20000 but would just keep him locked up in a shed to which the owner replies,

'It's quite simple.....He's a liar!'
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:31 am

i hope this doesn't offend, but here goes....


A teacher said to her 6 year old class, what have you been doing since yesterday.. and one boy said he had found a dead cat..
How did you know it was dead, she asked..
Cos I p*ssed in it's ear and it didn't move... The teacher said did I hear you right..
and the boy said , Yes miss. I leant down real close and went Pssst in its ear really loud. but it didn't move......


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PostSubject: Joke of the Day   Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:47 pm

How I love this thread!! flower

Man to waitress in Chinese restaurant "Excuse me, but this chicken is rubbery". Waitress - "Thank you very much sir"!!!!!!

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Joke of the Day!   Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:42 pm

A man goes to a fancy dress party with a woman draped over his shoulders and says he has come as a tortoise. "Who's that on your back?" asks the host. "That's Michelle" says the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol! lol! lol!
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