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Dee Coopage



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PostSubject: Joke of the Day!   Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:40 am

Thirty rabbits in a row hopping backwards - what have you got?

A receding hair (hare) line! rabbit rabbit rabbit
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:48 pm

Oooo... may have to start pulling out my hair now Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:28 am

*Groan* Laughing
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PostSubject: Joke of the day   Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:41 am

Two lions walking down the aisle of a supermarket, one turns to the other and says "Quiet in here today, isn't it!!!

Hope you roar with laughter!!! jocolor
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:53 am

I had to laugh, 'cause it's terrible Laughing Laughing Laughing

Saying that, the old one liners are the best Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:08 pm

I thought this one was especially bad.......... here goes,

my son sat watching a film the other night turned to his dad and me, with a very thoughtful look on his face and said 'you know what I don't understand mum'
I turned to him and replied 'whats that hun?' and in a rather serious voice he answered ' chinese writing'.........
it made me laugh at the time but bless him the look on his little face as he laughed.............after all he is only........18 next month!!!!!

Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:41 pm

Why did the mexican shoot his wife?


Tequila!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:24 pm

good grief dee, that is def a 'groan'
lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:26 pm

Oh dear Dee....they're getting worse!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:31 pm

That is really a big *GROAN* lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:09 am

Pink Pixie wrote:
I thought this one was especially bad.......... here goes,

my son sat watching a film the other night turned to his dad and me, with a very thoughtful look on his face and said 'you know what I don't understand mum'
I turned to him and replied 'whats that hun?' and in a rather serious voice he answered ' chinese writing'.........
it made me laugh at the time but bless him the look on his little face as he laughed.............after all he is only........18 next month!!!!!

Embarassed


Ahhhh bless Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:09 am

Dee Coopage wrote:
Why did the mexican shoot his wife?


Tequila!! lol!


lol! I liked that lol!
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Dee Coopage



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PostSubject: Joke of the Day!   Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:21 am

What do you call a man in a paper suit?








Russell!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:32 am

No, no, no,,,,,,, affraid geek
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!   Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:52 pm

Aw they are BAD!!! lol!!!

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