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Fairytips
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Number of posts: 1020
Location: In Fingertips
Registration date: 2008-03-11
 |  Subject: Re: Joke of the Day!  Wed May 14, 2008 6:33 pm | |
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Dee Coopage
Number of posts: 351
Age: 43
Location: East Yorkshire
Registration date: 2008-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Thu May 15, 2008 9:02 am | |
| Oh good! I'm pleased it's going to come in handy.  Hope you have a lovely time visiting and seeing the new arrival  What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks!!  |
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Dee Coopage
Number of posts: 351
Age: 43
Location: East Yorkshire
Registration date: 2008-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Fri May 30, 2008 6:25 pm | |
| Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs? You might step in a poodle!!  |
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Fairytips
Admin
Number of posts: 1020
Location: In Fingertips
Registration date: 2008-03-11
| | Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Fri May 30, 2008 8:22 pm | |
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Dee Coopage
Number of posts: 351
Age: 43
Location: East Yorkshire
Registration date: 2008-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Sat May 31, 2008 3:37 pm | |
| A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp. He picks it up and rubs it and out pops a genie. As is customary the genie grants three wishes. The guy says he'd like a million pounds and POOF a million pounds appears in front of him. He then says he would like a mercedes and again, POOF! a mercedes appears in front of him. Finally he says that he wants to be irresistible to women and POOF! he turns into a box of chocolates!!!! |
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Fairytips
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Number of posts: 1020
Location: In Fingertips
Registration date: 2008-03-11
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Stickle Goddess
Number of posts: 163
Age: 29
Location: Hull
Registration date: 2008-03-11
| | Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:22 pm | |
| I like that one he he he  |
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Crafty Cat
Number of posts: 444
Age: 37
Location: Beverley
Registration date: 2008-03-12
| | Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:38 pm | |
| 5 Interesting Facts 1 -- japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us 2 -- mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us 3 -- chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us 4 -- Italians and French drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us 5 -- Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us CONCLUSION eat and drink what you like !!! Speaking English is apparently what kills you
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Crafty Cat
Number of posts: 444
Age: 37
Location: Beverley
Registration date: 2008-03-12
| | Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:30 am | |
| A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I was a hooker!". He says "That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it". She replies "Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan!".
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Dee Coopage
Number of posts: 351
Age: 43
Location: East Yorkshire
Registration date: 2008-03-16
| | Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:33 am | |
| Ha ha!! very good!  |
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crafty girls
Number of posts: 365
Registration date: 2008-03-12
| | Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:44 pm | |
| Paddy says to Mick, "can you help me with this jigsaw, its meant to be a Tiger", Mick says " Put the frosties back in the box you idiot" |
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Crafty Cat
Number of posts: 444
Age: 37
Location: Beverley
Registration date: 2008-03-12
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Fairytips
Admin
Number of posts: 1020
Location: In Fingertips
Registration date: 2008-03-11
| | Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:52 am | |
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egg sandwich
Admin
Number of posts: 177
Registration date: 2008-03-12
| | Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:22 am | |
| What do you give a poorly ant? Ant ibiotics What do you give a poorly bird? Parots eatomol |
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Crafty Cat
Number of posts: 444
Age: 37
Location: Beverley
Registration date: 2008-03-12
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