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Dee Coopage

Joined : 16 Mar 2008 Posts : 200
| Subject: Joke of the Day! Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:40 am | |
| Thirty rabbits in a row hopping backwards - what have you got?
A receding hair (hare) line!  |
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Fairytips Admin

Joined : 11 Mar 2008 Posts : 657 Location : In Fingertips
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:48 pm | |
| Oooo... may have to start pulling out my hair now  |
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minimilk
Joined : 17 Mar 2008 Posts : 24
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:28 am | |
| *Groan*  |
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Dee Coopage

Joined : 16 Mar 2008 Posts : 200
| Subject: Joke of the day Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:41 am | |
| Two lions walking down the aisle of a supermarket, one turns to the other and says "Quiet in here today, isn't it!!!
Hope you roar with laughter!!!  |
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minimilk
Joined : 17 Mar 2008 Posts : 24
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:53 am | |
| I had to laugh, 'cause it's terrible
Saying that, the old one liners are the best  |
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Pink Pixie

  Age : 43 Joined : 12 Mar 2008 Posts : 11 Location : Hull
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:08 pm | |
| I thought this one was especially bad.......... here goes,
my son sat watching a film the other night turned to his dad and me, with a very thoughtful look on his face and said 'you know what I don't understand mum' I turned to him and replied 'whats that hun?' and in a rather serious voice he answered ' chinese writing'......... it made me laugh at the time but bless him the look on his little face as he laughed.............after all he is only........18 next month!!!!!
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Dee Coopage

Joined : 16 Mar 2008 Posts : 200
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:41 pm | |
| Why did the mexican shoot his wife?
Tequila!!  |
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matildasmum

  Age : 42 Joined : 14 Mar 2008 Posts : 252 Location : hull
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:24 pm | |
| good grief dee, that is def a 'groan' chell x
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Stickle Goddess

  Age : 27 Joined : 11 Mar 2008 Posts : 146 Location : Hull
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:26 pm | |
| Oh dear Dee....they're getting worse!!  |
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minimilk
Joined : 17 Mar 2008 Posts : 24
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:31 pm | |
| That is really a big *GROAN*  |
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Fairytips Admin

Joined : 11 Mar 2008 Posts : 657 Location : In Fingertips
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:09 am | |
| | Pink Pixie wrote: | I thought this one was especially bad.......... here goes,
my son sat watching a film the other night turned to his dad and me, with a very thoughtful look on his face and said 'you know what I don't understand mum' I turned to him and replied 'whats that hun?' and in a rather serious voice he answered ' chinese writing'......... it made me laugh at the time but bless him the look on his little face as he laughed.............after all he is only........18 next month!!!!!
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Ahhhh bless  |
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Fairytips Admin

Joined : 11 Mar 2008 Posts : 657 Location : In Fingertips
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:09 am | |
| | Dee Coopage wrote: | Why did the mexican shoot his wife?
Tequila!!  |
I liked that  |
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Dee Coopage

Joined : 16 Mar 2008 Posts : 200
| Subject: Joke of the Day! Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:21 am | |
| What do you call a man in a paper suit?
Russell!!  |
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Fairytips Admin

Joined : 11 Mar 2008 Posts : 657 Location : In Fingertips
| Subject: Re: Joke of the Day! Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:32 am | |
| No, no, no,,,,,,,  |
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crafty girls
Joined : 12 Mar 2008 Posts : 215
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